I came across this and thought it was pretty funny so I thought I would share it. Everyone knows how much I love Jack Bauer and he did save my life once!
Here are some Bauerisms for your enjoyment!(Courtesy ofwww.funnyandjokes.com)
1.If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.
2.Upon hearing that he was played by KieferSutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
3.If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
4.Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
5.Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
6.Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
7.Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
8.1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
9.Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't’t hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
10.As a child, Jack Bauer’s first words were “There’s no time!”